Lori Anderson’s Diary

Hello peeps…
My day has been busy since I woke up ! uggg.. It started out nice playing with Slim Tim (wink) thx for the pvt show @ 9am… I then had to put some sweats on and run outside cuz my brick paver guy was here to do some maintenance.. I cut the lawn and trimmed the bushes and did all the fixes I needed to do and now im tired! I need a drinkkkkkkk… I scheduled a show for 11am Friday.. tomorrow is suppose to be 89 degrees.. go figure our wacky weather thats going on.. low 40’s last night.. 73 today and then 89 tomorrow? where the hell is it coming from.. why can’t it be straight 80’s and 90’s everyday.. why does mother nature have to tease me? bikini on.. sweats on.. lol.. uggg.. If the weather is what it says its suppose to be then I will probly be laying out for the day @ the beach or on the boat.. gonna see if anyone can sneek off from work to join me.. hahaha I love it cuz theres noone out during the week and I can catch some good rays… okay but anyways I need to go cuz I didn’t eat yet and im starvin marvin…
talk to you guys later.. Ill give you an update on what I am doing tomorrow.
take care!
kisses,
Luv Lori xoxo

Hello everyone
Happy Tuesday to you all… I hope you had a wonderful weekend.. Mine was very wet..and Im talking about rain.. hehehe get your mind outta the gutter! LOL.. It sucked that Sat/Sun was nasty… uggg.. I went dancing with my friends and had a good time though. Sunday was my gf’s Birthday Party dinner and she is also prego due this Sept. with her first kid so that is always exciting for new mothers. I bought her some pedicure stuff and bath stuff cuz shes gonna need it im sure especially when she starts to blow up.. it will make her relax.. I also bought her dinner at a japanese steak house and that was yummy! I finally got home around 9pm and I was ready for bed. Monday I was available most of the morning/afternoon working. I then had to leave to go buy my new cabinets that I ordered for my bedroom they were having a special 10% off sale so I quickly made my way up there and spent like 2 hours in the store. By the time I got home I was hungry and it was getting too late to eat. I have an appt in an hour so I will be leaving here shortly. I will however be back at lunch time and will be home working most of the day. The weather is ikky out. Low 50’s this morning and only high 65 (burr) where the hell is the heat! I need hot sunshine like last week. Damn.. haha you know me.. I finally got my two new cameras ups that I ordered since my other ones were stolen.. I will be checking the book out as it is a little different than my last camera.. its a diff. model/brand and is a little more expensive. My guy will be doing test shooting with me so he can get the feel for the camera and learn the ins and outs…
I will be talking to you later on….
Have a good day.
Luv Lori xo

Hi peeps…
I can’t believe its Wednesday.. I kept thinking its Tuesday.. forgot out the holiday Monday… eeeks… I am so tired today as I have a few more things to take care of but will be around thursday and Friday most likely working. I went out last night to watch the Pistons game.. man that was so close.. uggg now its tied 2-2 next game is tomorrow here in Detroit… GO PISTONS! It was relaxing to have a couple of coctails outdoors on the patio bar. It was a very beautiful day yesterday! High 80 today is 87! yayyyy keep it coming baby.. I luv the hot sun.. heheheh well I have a bunch of errands to run hope to see you guys tomorrow or friday in my free show.
Luv Lori xoxo

Happy Tuesday everyone…
I hope you had a wonderful Memorial Weekend. It actually rained Friday / Saturday / and Sunday ‘ class=’wp-smiley’ /> yuk… Monday turned out to be beautiful I stayed out on the boat enjoying myself with a few friends. I won’t be online much I have a bunch of stuff to do and to take care of. I am going to be scheduling a show for either wednesday or Thursday of this week. Or Thur/Fri I can’t believe its already going into June! I pray for hot weather hope its going to be a good summer for me so I can start shooting outdoors again.
I hope you all are enjoying your Tuesday back to work.
I will be available for Private shows soon…
Have a good day
Luv Lori xoxo

Just wanna say I hope you guys have a wonderful Memorial Weekend! The weather made it up to 90!! yesterday.. I went out on the boat to relax and not think of everything I have to do… I am doing good…The weather man is calling for rain sat/sun ‘ class=’wp-smiley’ /> boooo I hope it does not rain as Im sick of nasty weekends.
I will be back to work normally starting tuesday. I hope to see you guys then.
Take care be safe.
Luv Lori xoxo

Hello everyone…
well yesterday was a long day for me going thru all my stuff looking for receipts and what not to hand in.. I finally took a break and went with friends to get a bite to eat but I have no appetite. I happened to watch a little bit of the tigers and seen they lost as well as the Wings… (booo) I guess the ducks are now in the stanley cup series! Im sure you can enjoy that tim.. hehehe you californians out there…. I haven’t been caring too much about the sports stuff .. I will watch part of pistons tomorrow night game 2 in Ohio…well the weather is going to be good today.. Im going to be busy with friends that are taking me out to lunch and stuff.. I think its record high today of 88! and same for tomorrow but they say by this weekend a little cooler only like 72-74 for memorial weekend. I don’t really have any plans prolly just hand out with family / friends bbq and stuff like that.
I hope you guys have a good day today.. I won’t be doing show this week.
Lori xo

Hello
I hope you guys had a good weekend. Mine was a busy weekend. I went to see Andrew Dice Clay on Friday and it was really funny we had a great time. Our dinner sucked tho! since the wait was too extreme where the comedy show was we decided to try a place a mile down the road and it took 20 minutes to get us our drinks… I had to ask twice for water. She skipped peoples salads and soups and starting bringing out our Entrees… It was just not right. The food was okay mine and most of everyone elses had cold plates because they were sitting there probly… horrible service! Yesterday was a night mare for me… I decided to take a bike ride around 2pm and was only gone for like an hour and when I came home my house was broken into! (this has never happend before) I immediatly called 911 when I noticed lights were left on and as I looked down the hallway to my room clothes were everywhere! They took jewerly/ all my cash in my purse.. my camcorder/laptop and camera I use for all my site stuff! IM just really sick to my stomach. I had the window open because it was cool outside in the 60’s for fresh air. They climbed thru the window and went back out thru another window. I have three damaged screens etc…etc… I don’t live in a “bad” neighborhood and I have lots of older retired people on my block.. non of which seen a thing! uggg Its gonna take time for insurance claims and all that stuff to go thru. I hope they were able to get some prints as they went thru the whole house. I do have an alarm system and I guess I have to start setting it even if I leave to go to the grocery store. Im glad I didn’t come home to catch them in the act because what if they had a weapon? what if I was home working my cam and they broke in thru the window not knowing I was in my cam room? all kinds of shit running thru my head. I guess I will start carrying my mace more often and my zap gun! uggg… just another week of hell for me to go thru and put things away and realize what is actually missing.
If you don’t see me online the next few days I will be busy.. as I am going thru receipts and stuff to make my claims.
you can email me and I will always respond.
Thanks
Lori ‘ class=’wp-smiley’ />

HELLO BABY..
How are you guys today? I hope your well… I hope you were able to catch my 10am show this morning. I woke up around 8am and worked out doing my pilates and a 20 min jog. I will continue to do so hopefully every day next week to get back to my workouts. I get so busy and time flies. YAY PISTONS! Im glad you finished off the bulls.. I wonder which team will get stomped next? heheheh…. Red wings!!! cmon guys 2-2 now… you need to drown those ducks! Next game in Detroit (we’ll see) I have a busy weekend ahead of me tonight Im going to see a comedy show I have dinner at 6pm so I have to start getting ready real soon so people are not waiting for me.. its kinda on the other side of the world for me.. lol.. no not too bad maybe 45 min but to be somewhere at 6pm @ rush hour can sometimes be inpossible! I think I will wear a tight pair of jeans with some black boots and a black baby doll shirt. (it will be nipply tonight) I think low 40’s burr… I hate this fricken weather. I have a bridal shower going on Sunday.. It will be alot of fun I am giving her some crystal champagne and wine glasses that she picked out on her list.. Ive also included a nice bottle of wine and bottle of champage so she can use the glasses (haha) maybe I will help her? lol… no not after last sunday I think I drank a whole bottle of vino and Im not gonna be drinking that for a while.
I will be back next week hope you guys are having a good Friday so far and I hope you have a wonderful WEEKEND!
behave yourselves…
Luv Lori xoxo
PS
ALL YOU HAIRY ARM FANS AND BIKINI FANS.. CHECK OUT MY LATEST UPDATE UNDER HAIRY ARM SECTION ME IN A BIKINI!

Hi sweeties…
Happy Thursday! where does time go? LOL I had a good night sleep last night (its about time) I actually watched the movie “stomp yard” It was pretty good but if you don’t like “rappy” break dancing type stepping movies don’t rent it… I seen the previews and I wanted to see it. Great dancers all thru-out the film.. well you guys know I love to dance and I love watching too… but anyways I went to bed by 12:30am… and slept until 9am.. (yay) The temps have been really cold the last two days! I hate it… its been raining for like 3 days now off and on. I skipped cutting my grass today because of all the rain its soaking wet out there.. yuk… I have scheduled a show for tomorrow (FRI) 10am as seen on my schedule hope you stop by and say hi!
Tonight is game 4 for redwings in Cali against the Ducks… tonight at 9pm (GO WINGS)

and tonight is the pistons game in Chicago at 8pm.
GO PISTONS

the tigers have been doing well this season too.. so I might as well give them a shout out too!
GO TIGERS.. HAHA

I will be doing pvt shows here and there.. Im always on yahoo or icq for ways of you to get ahold of me “Instantly”
Just drop me a line and I will get back to you.
Luv Lori xoxo

Happy Hump day everyone….
so I was a little disapointed to see the Pistons lose @ home last night ‘ class=’wp-smiley’ /> fooey… they better get their asses in gear for the next game in chicago on Thursday… the Red wings won beat the ducks like I predicted (haha) 5-0 that was an awesome game I should say…. the next game is in Cali tomorrow as well at 9pm… I think I will have to go to a bar just to watch both games at the same time like I did yesterday… since they are on basically @ night around the same time almost.. I had a late night and I didn’t actually get to bed until 5:30 am ! geesh.. I was watching these movies on tv and couldn’t go to sleep it was actually pretty comical.. I woke up around 11amish.. and have been taking it slow today.. Im not really a night owl like I was a few years back doing lots of private cam shows into the wee hours of the morning for all the horny guys around the world.. hehehe I need my beauty sleep!
I hope you enjoy yesterdays update .. nice and simple with a little tease.

I will get around to scheduling a show it looks like maybe Friday morning will work out best for me.
I hope everyone has a wonderful day.
see you soon…
Luv LORi xoxoxo
ps
a joke someone sent.. LOL

Confessional:

Girl: “Forgive me father for I have sinned.”

Priest: “What have you done my child?”

Girl: “I called a man a son of a bit**.”

Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bit**?”

Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bit**.”

Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bit**.”

Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: “Yes father.”

Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bit**.”

Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bit**.”

Girl: “But father he had AIDS!”

Priest: “THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!”